✦ Multi-Award Winning Stand-Up ✦
Dark comedy. Fearless satire. MC, writer & performer. London.
“Brutal and savagely funny”— Edinburgh Fringe Audience
“Strong and efficient joke writer… the gag rate and blunt use of language are in his favour”— Chortle
Who the hell is this guy
Bilal Rashid is a London-based comedian — rapid-fire one-liners, fearless crowd work, and a style that is unapologetically dark and fiercely satirical.
Multi-award winning. Beat the Frog World Series 2024 finalist. Edinburgh Fringe 2025 — sold out debut run. Now back with the follow-up show for 2026.
He hosts Big Bill’s Comedy Night — a monthly residency at Woolwich Works bringing TV-credit headliners to intimate rooms. Not for the easily offended. Ideal for everyone else.
What I actually do
Wedding speeches. Corporate roasts. Comedy sets. Clean or filthy — sharp material written to order.
Get a Quote →Corporate nights to dark comedy clubs — Bilal adapts to any room. One-off or recurring. Full bespoke comedy nights available at your venue.
Get a Quote →Book the full hour. "The Pros & Cons of Joining ISIS" — sold out, multi-award winning — available for venues, festivals & private bookings.
Get a Quote →All prices on enquiry — Bilal would rather talk than scare you off.
Bilal’s own nights
Monthly nights in the intimate Beanfeast space. TV-credit headliners (Live at the Apollo, QI, Mock the Week) in an up-close, high-energy room.
📅 Monthly • OngoingBoundary-pushing comedy at one of Kent’s best venues. Sold-out night. Headliners with Live at the Apollo, QI & Mock the Week credits.
🎉 Sold OutThe biggest Big Bill’s yet. Leo Kearse headlining a stacked lineup. Broadway World called it “one to watch on the London circuit.”
🎉 Sold OutWant a Big Bill’s at your venue? Bilal curates and hosts the full night — lineup, MC, the works.
Enquire →Watch before you judge
Let’s make it happen
Joke writing, MC gig, solo show, or a full comedy night at your venue — fill in the form and Bilal will get back to you.
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