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Remote joke writing

Professional Joke Writer for Speeches, Roasts & Comedy

Need a joke? I'll write one.

What you get

Bilal Rashid is an accomplished one-liner comic and premise writer. He brings tight punchlines, strong comedic angles, dark humour and satire to your material. Every job is bespoke, written by him and not built from templates.

  • Speeches: wedding, corporate and award introductions
  • Roast jokes and presentations
  • Material for comedians, performers and event hosts

How it works

  1. A phone consultation about you, the event and the audience.
  2. Premises and angles generated for your situation.
  3. Jokes written and refined with you.
  4. Delivered in writing, all remotely.

What Chortle said

Strong and efficient joke writer… the gag rate and blunt use of language are in his favour.

Chortle

Need a joke? I'll write one.

Tell me about the speech, roast or set and I will come back with a quote.

Get your jokes written Email bilaldoesnotcare@gmail.com
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