Stand-up and MC
Comedian for hire in London and across the UK
Dark one-liners, sharp satire and fearless crowd work from Beat the Gong winner Bilal Rashid.
What you can book
- A 20-minute comedy set
- A 45-minute comedy set
- A 60-minute comedy performance
- MC and event hosting (see the MC page)
- Corporate events, private parties, comedy nights and awards where appropriate
Bilal Rashid performs across London and the UK, and is available for suitable international English-speaking bookings.
Honest about the style
Bilal Rashid’s stand-up is dark, edgy and satirical, and sometimes deliberately offensive. It suits audiences who are comfortable with that. His MC and hosting work is broader and adapts to the room, so he can run corporate events, private parties and comedy nights without taking the roof off.
Proof
What audiences say
Dark, edgy, engaging stream of consciousness.
Adrian Miller, Edinburgh Fringe audience member
Interactive, dark, rude and satirical. Recommended very much.
Neil Long, Edinburgh Fringe audience member
Clever, insightful and funny — would definitely recommend.
Zahra, Edinburgh Fringe audience member
Tell Bilal Rashid about your event
Send the date, location and audience size and you will get a tailored quote. No fixed prices are listed because every booking is different.
Check availability Email bilaldoesnotcare@gmail.com